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Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together sometime.

What are you doing tonight? I mean, besides me?.

So what am I making you for breakfast tomorrow?.

Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?.

I had a wet dream about you last night.

Are you a lumberjack? Because you’re giving me wood.

Do you come here often, or do you wait till you’re home?.

The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Need an inhaler? Because you’ve got ass, ma.

They call me “trampoline” because I’m fun to bounce up and down on.

I heard you are what you eat, and I want to be a beautiful woman.

You’ve got all these curves, and I’ve got no brakes.

Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Want to go on an “ate”? I’ll give you the D later.

You’ll have that body for the rest of your life, but I only want it for one night.

I was feeling a little off today, then you turned me on.

I don’t want kids, but I’d like to practice my baby-making technique with you.Are you a football player? Because I’d love you to touchdown here.I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately.Did you buy those pants on sale? At my place, they’re 100% off.You look good, and I’d love to pin you up against my wall. What winks and then screws like a tiger? 😉.You know pizza is my second favorite thing I want to eat in bed tonight.Hey girl, did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet ass.Are you interested in saving on your water bill? Because we could just shower together.I’m a pirate, and I’m after your booty.What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?.Are you a sea lion? Because I can sure sea you lion in my bed tonight.That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet.Are you my boss? Because you’ve given me a raise.I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.Excuse me, could you tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?.If you’re looking for something a little bit (but not too much!) dirtier, these lines can turn the heat up slightly and show a glimpse of your naughty side. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out! You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.Do you smoke? Because weed be cute together.Are you ice cream? Because I want to spoon you.Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine apple.Apart from being ridiculously sexy, what do you do for a living?.

I think I’m going to fall madly in bed with you.Have you got a shovel? Because I’m digging you.Hey girl, are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.Can I borrow a kiss? Promise I’ll give it back.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.Thankfully, I’ve avoided anything too schmaltzy or sentimental! If you’re looking for something more on the sweet than on the suggestive side, these cute pick-up lines can make her blush and laugh. Are you from the West Indies? Because Jamaican me horny.Is that a cellphone in your pocket? Because that ass is calling me!.Are you bored? Because I’d love to nail you.Your ankles look like they’re having a party.If one of your legs was Christmas and the other was Thanksgiving, would you let me visit for dinner between the holidays?.

I’d hate to see you go, but I’d love to watch you walk away.Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I think I can see myself in them.How do you like your eggs-scrambled, poached, or fertilized?.Excuse me, does my tongue taste strange to you?.What time do you get off? Mind if I watch?.I’ve got a to-do list, and you’re on it.My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear.If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?.You may well have heard some of these pick-up lines before, and the girl almost definitely has-but the retro cheese can really make her laugh. Sometimes you can’t go wrong with the classics. Whether you’ve been chatting with a girl for a while or you are just introducing yourself, here are some of the best tongue-in-cheek, dirty pick-up lines to show the girl your funny side. Studies show that humor, especially when self-deprecating, is highly attractive to women. While most pick-up lines are a pretty corny way to try to seduce a girl, when used with a dash of playfulness and wit, they can really make her laugh.